<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">  <channel>    <title><![CDATA[ The music lyrics database - forgotlyrics.com ]]></title>    <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com ]]></link>    <description><![CDATA[The music lyrics database - forgotlyrics.com ]]></description>    <ttl>10</ttl>    <copyright>https://www.forgotlyrics.com</copyright>    <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 13:38:41 +0700</pubDate>    <generator>The music lyrics database</generator>    <docs>https://www.forgotlyrics.com</docs>    <image>      <title><![CDATA[ The music lyrics database - The music lyrics database ]]></title>      <url>https://www.forgotlyrics.com/Content/img/logo1-default.png</url>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com ]]></link>      <width>121</width>      <height>40</height>    </image>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Wwjd? ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/death-by-stereo/wwjd ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/death-by-stereo/wwjd ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ Blood spills, terror fills, world is on its knees. You think a little faith will stop catastrophe. Well I've got news for you, it's looking pretty bleak. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2015 08:43:50 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Titty Bar Christmas ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/titty-bar-christmas ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/titty-bar-christmas ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ Blue Balls. Blue balls. Its dollar night at the titty-club. See Them Dance. On My Pants. Soon it will be Bathroom Time. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 15:13:38 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ The First Queer Santy Claus ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/the-first-queer-santy-claus ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/the-first-queer-santy-claus ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ The first queer Santy Claus. Wore red leather chaps. And a pair of white shorty shorts. That had a hole in the butt crack. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 15:10:22 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Santy Claus, Santy Claus ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/santy-claus-santy-claus ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/santy-claus-santy-claus ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:54:51 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Redneck Santy Claus ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/redneck-santy-claus ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/redneck-santy-claus ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ nobody likes a redneck. until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck. well i like me a redneck santy clause. redneck santy clause has his slay on lifts. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:53:15 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Poop Lasagna ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/poop-lasagna ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/poop-lasagna ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ POOP, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE.. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE.. MIXED IN, IT'S ALL CRAP, CRAP CRAP CRAP FOR ME,. BEING THAT RAP IS CRAP, HEY! THERE'S MY POOP LASAGNE. ALWAYS IT HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME, ALWAYS IT WILL BE HERE FOR ME.. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:50:49 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ On The First Day Of Christmas ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/on-the-first-day-of-christmas ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/on-the-first-day-of-christmas ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ On a first day of Christmas. My true love gave to me. Clap and I left her. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:47:25 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Oh Holy Crap ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/oh-holy-crap ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/oh-holy-crap ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ Oh holy crap, I think I got a flat tyre. I'm in the middle of a Puerto Rican neighborhood. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:45:16 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ O Little Girl From Birmingham ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/o-little-girl-from-birmingham ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/o-little-girl-from-birmingham ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:42:01 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Looking Good At The Flea Market ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/looking-good-at-the-flea-market ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/looking-good-at-the-flea-market ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market?. Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up there, you know. All the Mexicans are mad at you, you know. They running around up there.. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:38:11 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ I Wish My Mother-in-law'd Get Hit By A Car ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/i-wish-my-mother-in-lawd-get-hit-by-a-car ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/i-wish-my-mother-in-lawd-get-hit-by-a-car ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car. I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car. I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car. So I wouldn't have to, drinkin' bitch. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:35:49 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ I Pissed My Pants ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/i-pissed-my-pants ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/i-pissed-my-pants ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ I pissed in my pants, the toilet was just to far. I drunk too much damn beer. I tried to hold it in but my bladder just gave in. And I pissed right through my drawers. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:32:21 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ I Made The Bigg Times Now ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/i-made-the-bigg-times-now ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/i-made-the-bigg-times-now ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ Thank you!. Appreciate it!. Git-R-Done! But it's good to be here, I tell you.. When I come in here this evening and see my name out front in magic marker, boy I tell you what. Daggone.. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:30:03 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/grandpas-thanksgiving-story ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/grandpas-thanksgiving-story ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa:. . Many years ago...Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America on a boat called the Mayflower to live because the English King wouldn't let the Jewish people go.. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:23:05 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Donny The Retard ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/donny-the-retard ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/donny-the-retard ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ Donny the Retard. had a 8 pound water head. he was 5 foot 3. and he said to me. "i like tater tots".. . "i like tater tots". . may be changed to. . "my name's Donny". ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:14:43 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Couldn't Keep The Pizza Lit ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/couldnt-keep-the-pizza-lit ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/couldnt-keep-the-pizza-lit ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than Janet Reno's blind date.. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:11:05 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Christmas Commentary ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/christmas-commentary ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/christmas-commentary ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ Get a job, you bum bum bum bum. money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum,. . Silent Farts, Deadly Farts,. All was calm, Not for long,. . Oh come on ye little forner C. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:08:48 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ Call A Doctor ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/call-a-doctor ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/call-a-doctor ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ Call the doctor, Earl is bleeding. Tried to pet my pit bull Sam. That stupid moron he knows better. Now he's in the doctors office. And he don't got no fricken hand. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 14:06:42 +0700</pubDate>    </item>    <item>      <title><![CDATA[ A Letter To Shania Twain ]]></title>      <link><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/a-letter-to-shania-twain ]]></link>      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ https://www.forgotlyrics.com/larry-the-cable-guy/a-letter-to-shania-twain ]]></guid>      <description><![CDATA[ Last Christmas I went up, Niceville. For a little vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain. Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me hornier. Than a retard watchin' baywatch. ]]></description>      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 13:58:09 +0700</pubDate>    </item>  </channel></rss>