Dirty Nursery Rhymes Lyrics - As Nasty As They Wanna Be - 2 Live Crew

You ain't got no shit for me, fool 

My mama and your mama was talkin' a little shit 

My mama called your mama a bulldaggin' ass bitch 

I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit 

She slayed me and all the boys, and even sucked our dick 

Jack and Jill, went up the hill to have a little fun 

Jack got mad, kicked Jill, in the ass 'cause she couldn't make him cum 

Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest 

Mama bear asked papa bear, could he eat her porridge 

Papa bear said, "Shit bitch, you must think I'm sick 

Just get down here on your knees and suck this bad ass dick" 

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man 

He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand 

Said, "Excuse me lady, I'm doin' my duty 

So pull down your pants and give me some booty" 

There's an old lady who lives in a shoe 

Got a house full of kids don't know what to do 

She sucked and fucked all the niggas around 

When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found 

Little miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet 

With her legs gapped open wide 

Up came a spider looked up inside her 

And said, "That pussy's wide" 

Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner 

Fucking this cutie pie 

Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum 

Said, "Hell, of a nigga am I" 

Humpty Dumpty, fell off the wall 

'Cause a hoe on the Ave. was sucking his balls 

All the king's horses and all the king's men 

Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again 

Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out 

The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes 

Two dudes dressed like nuns, right 

Little Red Riding Hood, was on her way 

To grandmother's house 

But before she got there she met this man 

That turned her hot ass out 

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair 

The dog's on my ass and gettin' near 

The hair came loose and fell in a lake 

Bitch, check the weave that's in that lake 

Bitch, get that weave out 

You dirty bitch, get that weave out 

Mix say, bitch, get that weave out 

Hey, you ruined my record, man, I just bought it