Ugly As Fuck Lyrics - Sports Weekend (as Nasty As They Wanna Be Part 2) - 2 Live Crew

Are you looking for some good stuff? 

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw 

They have to screw 

'Cause they ain't got nothin' else goin' for they ass 

When a nigga goin' for a ugly chick 

She gotta get up off her ass 

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw 

Looking at my Rolex, it's 12:00 

And my dick is hard as a rock 

My beeper ain't went off all day 

I guess all my bitches went out to play 

Fuck 'em 'cause I ain't sweatin' 'em either 

Hoes is jockin' me, I don't need 'em 

There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face 

Bitches won't have me in a rat race 

They're very bourgeois and so seditty 

When you ask 'em for some pussy, they get shitty 

So I turn to the bitches who are not attractive 

I'm like them, they're sexually active 

All they want is a one night stand 

Some dick and no commitment to a man 

Never seen in public with an undesirable 

But they come clean like old reliable 

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw 

It's late at night and I'm ready to dip 

'Cause I'm kind of drunk with an ugly bitch 

Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked 

6'2" and she's also fat 

Rollin' 'round the club like a bitch in heat 

But at four in the morning she couldn't be beat 

A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries 

Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes 

On my P's and Q's and aware of my shit 

The coast was clear, and I'm ready to dip 

She wanna go to my crib but here's the trick 

From the club we hit the Motel 6 

Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low 

Trying to play it off so the boys won't know 

She wanted to be seen but was out of luck 

The pussy was good but she was ugly as fuck 

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw 

Haulin' ass, trying to hurry up and get there 

'Cause I can't be seen with this bitch here 

It's bad enough that I'm rankin' myself 

But I can't be ranked by no one else 

U G L Y, bitch, you ain't got no alibi 

So don't you roll down 

No windows or open no doors 

Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor 

She's ugly as fuck and you wanna know why 

She couldn't be worse if the bitch had died 

Be my girl, hoe, it ain't all that 

Got weave in your hair, not neat and fat 

Guess I'm understanding, you're just a fuck 

I'm out for the pussy and just one nut 

I'll call you next time when I'm out of luck 

No offense, baby, you're just ugly as fuck 

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw 

One out of three niggas is ugly, cue number three