Auto-tune This! Lyrics - Singles - 30 Dirty Thoughts

Hey shawty what's yo numbah? 

I got money in the bank 

I'm rollin in my pimped out ride 

Back up dat ass I wanna spank 

I'm checkin' out you checkin' me 

I'm gonna get you all alone 

And when you naked on the 'flo 

We'll down a bottle of patron 

Oh goddddddddddd!!! 

What the hell where did good taste go? 

Another talentless hack on the radio 

He never learned to sing, 

He found his voice in a cereal box 

There once was a time when it took more edge 

Than a weekend course in studio knowledge 

When lyrics meant something 

And singers didn't sound like androids 

Let me off this stroller coaster 

I'm far too bored with the repeated repetition 

Can't they find another toy 

Cuz this one's played out, there's no competition 

But in the meantime, I'll throw myself on the wagon 

I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag 

Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa 

I've got no skill so I'm singing like a douchebag 

Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa 

I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2 

Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa 

Do you believe in singing like a douchebag? 

Douchebag, singing like a douchebag 

Years ago when I was just a lad 

I'd never heard a song with this pathetic fad 

They can't hold a note, or carry a tune 

In their bravado soaked hands 

Just like plastic surgery it's reached a peak 

Where too much tuning has created a freak 

Where music is synthetic 

And singers just sound like assholes 

It's not too late to buck the trend 

And lose the gimmick that you can't defend 

Maybe with some vocal coaching 

You won't have to pretend 

I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag 

Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa 

I've got no skill so I'm singing like a douchebag 

Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa 

I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2 

Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa 

Do you believe in singing like a douchebag? 

Douchebag, singing like a douchebag 

I want to sing better 

But this way I'm artistic and creative 

What once was an annoyance 

Has grown into something we can't forgive 

I want to sing better 

But this way I'm artistic and creative 

What once was an annoyance 

I just can't.. can't let live but 

I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag 

Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa 

I've got no skill so I'm singing like a douchebag 

Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa 

I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2 

Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa 

Do you believe in singing like a douchebag? 

Douchebag, singing like a douchebag