Outside Lyrics - 311

Sunshines, are you outside? 

I am a simpleton by choice not speaking to hear my voice 

Sunshines, why are you sleeping? 

Gotta get outside 

Cover the ground on foot 

Not hitting around your spur 

Over the river and trough the woods 

I've come this far to bring in the goods 

I get high, even when I don't try 

Let 'em pass by with a wink to the eye 

I reserve the right to be stoned, I reserve the right to take it 

To collect them sums, I have the right 

Don't try to be, there's really no point in you biting me 

I'm glad to see that it's easy for me to be an MC 

Let me tell you a little story 

Like my dog Bobby, he hated the pool, man 

So I tried to play Kotter and make things cool 

And I said, ?Just let him smell you, hold out your hand? 

He reached it on out and then bam 

He bit him, he bit him so fuckin' hard 

Blood was steady gushin' all over my back yard 

I kept apologizin', I felt so fuckin' bad 

The dude was so cool, he didn't even get mad 

He said, ?Man, don't sweat it, that's the dog's meaning? 

Took some Neosporin and went back to his cleaning 

Thought I had a dream or else it was a movie 

Your mind can have a joint easy like jungle boogie 

600 dollar freebie and I gots my job 

Would you mind? Come but I gots my dog 

Come, you can foam the water with the bone 

I wanna tell my mom, ring her on the phone 

Cherry popsicle, icy, cold, freezing 

Loves on his gums now that he is teething 

Got a wee-wee pass, lay them by the door 

Nasty little shits, he dropped them on the floor 

Sunshines, are you outside? 

I am a simpleton by choice 

Not speaking to hear my voice 

Sunshines, why are you sleeping? 

Gotta get outside