Oval Office - 3rd Bass Lyrics - Singles - 3rd Bass

This recording, is a collection of unintended 

Indiscretions before microphone 

Oh, who locked the door? 

A hard man is good to find 

Open the door 

The principles of friction 

This feeling's a function, so step to this 

Ain't the average boys who do this 

Door is opened, to office summoned 

Yo Pete, I think you're in there man 

(I'm coming) 

Reception warm, not a handshake 

My hands shook, barrier's about to break 

She was seated, legs long and slammin' 

Oval office opened, so let's begin 

Push my point across, firmly 

Core proposal 

Prime Minister serve me, surely 

(Surely, nyuk nyuk nyuk) 

I serve you with motion and doors open wider, coast in 

Secretary said 

Put Serch on line two 

Yo, put him on hold 

Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man 

I'm here to get retarded yo, so step off 

(That towel was related to my husband) 

Nah I'm not holdin' the door to come in 

Yo, yo move your, move your elbow 

(That towel was related to my husband) 

Move your elbow, yo, you're not dickin' on me 

Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin 

(That towel was related to my husband) 

You're frontin' like you play the Pumpkin 

Move your elbow, because I'm in there 

(That towel was related to my husband) 

The meeting rotates 

Mockneck or cactus? 

They got my head boss 

She attacked us 

With a treaty for disarmament 

We signed 

Figured there's no harm in it 

(Oh alright alright alright) 

So I disarmed 

And I poured the Scotch 

And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch? 

(Oh my goodness) 

Yeah, I reckon 

You keep minutes, I'll let you get second 

Then the summit rose, I get vetoed 

Presidential pardon, let me G yo 

Lunch became filet of soul with tongue 

The Oval Office work is never done, never done 

Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have sex? 

Nah man 

It was you that did it 

(That towel was related to my husband) 

Filet of sole on the Oval Office on a peanut butter leg 

Yo 

(That towel was related to my husband) 

She got down to my knees and it spread 

That towel was related to my husband 

That towel was related to my husband 

G'in, seein', have you playin' it like a diplomat 

The Oval Office ain't nothin' but a boot magnet 

Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway 

Serch said, "Prime, let's do the three, the hard way" 

And knockin' like we're knockin', boots 

The office flooded with the sex check suits 

Deploy missiles of the MX variety 

Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me 

I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased 

And in the Oval Office, finally peace 

Motions carried out, played it like Presidents 

What's the Oval Office? 

Our permanent residence 

Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis 

Aiyyo Bush 

We're audi like Elvis 

Aiyyo Serch you're in there man 

You're finally in there, for the first time man 

(Victims of these classic boners) 

Yo move that thick body of yours 

Move that thick white body 

(Victims of these classic boners) 

Yes, yes, woodie, I've got the woody 

I've got the woodie and I'm gonna get the head 

(Victims of these classic boners) 

I can feel it, you gotta understand see 

(Victims of these classic boners) 

Gotta understand the subject of the topic 

There's too much butt-waxin', no 

There's too much Vaseline usage 

There's too much KY jelly 

'Cause I've got the woodie 

I have the woody man, I have 

Yo let me tell you somethin' man, you're a girlie man 

You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man 

I think you are my auntie 

'Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office 

You're just a girlie flabber man, you hamster man 

I'm a great man 

You're a flabber man 

Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard? 

I heard Rob never got the wood 

I heard Rob is frontin' like the Great Pumpin on the woodie 

And I heard Seth Lover? He got the wrong woodie 

He needs the positive, woodie 

Aiyyo I'm goin' home man 

I'm goin' home to tell my mother 

(Boots) 

I'm goin' home to tell my mother about my first experience