Beat The Case / Straight Crooked Lyrics - Ab-soul

[Part 1: Beat the Case] 

[Verse 1: Ab-Soul] 

Doeburger! 

Head swingin' like Rambo, he be spittin' like he pullin' triggers 

Make a enemigo an example 

(And I bet I beat the case) 

Lot of guys with the gavels, look em' right up in they face 

While a nigga under oath, plead the fifth, then ask if I can smoke 

Burnin' dirty money but I keep a little something for the clean escape 

And the rainy day after 

Don't forget a nigga live where the heat wave at ya 

And ya safe ain't safe 

And heat don't wave back but life is cold that way 

Ay man 

[Hook: Ab-Soul] 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it 

Like a runaway slave 

Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away 

The doctors say what an odd autopsy 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

I ain't never go to jail 

I ain't never gon' tell 

All I do is beat the case 

[Verse 2: ScHoolboy Q] 

Got my cHopper went to (?), bullets flying out tHe case 

Only witnesses are gay, notHing sneaking on tHe tape 

All I do is get tHe-- uH, yeah 

SHoot you grabbin' in tHe bag 

SHit you makin' it ain't Half, of wHat I made up in tHe past 

Groovy Tony with tHe moves, uH 

My bank account done ate a moose, uH 

WHy the car ain't got a roof, uH 

Crib still ain't got a boost, uH 

Black Hippy witH tHe caps lock, wHen my album came.. 

Best album out in HipHop and I'm still Heatin' up tHe crockpot 

Platinum plaques tHat I ain't Hung yet 

You got opinions no acHievements 

Type of niggas make me laugH, uH 

Hit tHe gas and turn to flasH, uH 

Palms itcHing like a rash, uH 

My trigger finger be tHe stasH, uH 

BitcH I'm blankin' out tHe face, uH 

(All I do is beat the case) 

[Hook: Ab-Soul] 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it 

Like a runaway slave 

Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away 

The doctors say what an odd autopsy 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

I ain't never go to jail 

I ain't never gon' tell 

All I do is beat the case 

[Verse 3: Ab-Soul] 

Let me set the record straight 

You got 10 commandments, 33 amendments over 20,000 laws 

Raise your hand if you think you'll beat the case 

Motherfuck a Bill of Rights 

I need a bill of Miller's ? 

Phenergan up in my sprite 

I ain't sippin' Miller Lite 

I like to say my lighter white 

Lit the spliff and went to space 

Then I'm playin' with the white 

What an interracial day 

I made her write a different light 

Got gerped up by the jakes 

Had the work tucked, guns in the truck 

Licenses suspended, but remember-- 

[Hook: Ab-Soul](x2) 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it 

Like a runaway slave 

Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away 

The doctors say what an odd autopsy 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

All I do is beat the case 

I ain't never go to jail 

I ain't never gon' tell 

All I do is beat the case 

[Part 2: Straight Crooked] 

[Verse 1: Ab-Soul] 

Ruffled up a couple feathers when I called Barack a puppet show 

Now that Trump is POTUS I know this election is just another Muppet Show 

That ain't even none of my business though 

Whatever's your cup of tea 

Even lil' Niemah voted for Hillary 

I'm a entity, never mind my identity 

My king Slim hit me with a quote that sticked with me 

A criminal's best asset is his liability 

(That was crazy, lie-ability) 

Do What Thou Wilt nigga (Soul!) 

Cause these niggas a have you swim across a ocean just to drown you in a lake 

I had to be a little crooked just to make sure I was straight 

Word, word yea 

Make sure I was straight 

I had to be a little crooked just to make sure I was straight 

Don't (?) 

The righteous will remain righteous and the filthy will remain filthy 

In a sense, we all guilty