Dalton, Jack Of Spies Lyrics - Singles - Abominable Slowmen

I'll hire Dalton, Jack of Spies 

To uncover all the lies, all the lies 

You think you're all alone 

But you're next to the Jack of Spies 

The Feds can't close in on him 

He's so deeply in disguise 

He'll pitsol whip you in the face 

And turn you in for the prize 

Invest it all in the Dow Jones 

You know his stock's on the rise 

Who you call when you're in trouble? 

Better be the Jack of Spies 

Dalton gets there on the double 

Rides a bike for the exercise 

He'll discover all the secret files 

Disappear without a trace 

Though you might pass him in a crowd 

You won't recognize his face 

You won't recognize his face