Clinical Colostomy Lyrics - Singles - Aborted

[Music: Bart, Lyrics: Sven/Leon Del Muerte] 

Stain-less steel doors burst open 

A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver 

Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench 

...By the stench... 

Horrified nurses scatter 

Foul human cess seeps 

Punctuation the smell 

Of acrid colonic contents 

...colonical... 

Numbed by the reek, 

prepare for surgery 

Internal horror revealed, 

with a blast from the asscheek 

Rumbling restless as inflicts post-mortal vengeance 

Tell-tail dung marks across the operating table 

Eyes see shit, decorating the tools 

Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour 

The ribcage opens, 

a smell comes to the fore 

Brown stained lungs oozing faeces, 

regurgitation ensues 

Disbelieving doctors from theories 

Manure, in puddles, 

from a human sewer 

An unbelievable reek should have drained 

from his pooper 

Gasses build up pressure 

Causing an ominous rumble from within 

A ghastly turn of events 

leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined 

Stain-less steel doors burst open 

yet in the other way 

phrenetic surgeons are fleeing 

this coprophagic mess 

Numbed by the reek, 

prepare for surgery 

Internal horror revealed, 

with a blast from the asscheek 

A gruesome ending 

to a tale of coprophagic grandeur 

The art of forensic scatology 

had to be endured 

A bacteriological manifestation 

which leaves no doubt 

Infecting bystanders 

with this methane gargling disease