Dammed Lyrics - Ac/dc

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes 

Or else you'll wind up in the can 

no jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around 

you are a guest of Uncle Sam 

stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease 

and know no sex above the knees 

When I snap, you jump into the master plan 

I'll be damned 

well, I'll be damned 

I'll be damned 

If I drink or smoke 

Damned, if I steal your jokes 

I'll be damned 

If I go for broke 

damned if I do 

damned if I don't 

Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around 

I'll make a monkey out of you 

you sign your name right on the dotted line, boy 

I'll be damned 

I'll be damned 

if I drink or smoke 

damned 

If I steal your joke 

I'll be damned 

if I go for broke 

damned if I do 

I'm damned if I don't 

come on 

I'll be damned 

if I drink or smoke 

damned 

if I steal your joke 

I'll be damned 

if I go for broke 

I'm damned if I do 

I'm damned if I don't 

I'll be damned 

if I drink or smoke 

damned 

if I steal your joke 

I'll be damned 

If I go for broke 

I'm damned if I do 

I'm damned if I don't 

I'll be damned 

I'll be damned 

I'll be damned 

I'll be damned 

I'll be damned 

I'll be damned