Jock Rock Lyrics - Ace Troubleshooter

I would like to call myself gifted 

But for me they use a completely different word 

Bright, intelligent, studious, or learned? 

Oh no! They call me Nerd 

In vain I wish I could make fun of their white hats 

Bullroar! I know, that would be absurd 

So I'm just stuck with getting shoved in lockers 

Oh no! Here they come after the Nerd 

Oh I wish I were a jock 

'cause then I'd get all the girls 

Oh I wish I were a jock 

'cause then I'd be the king of the world 

Getting stomped on leaves quite an impression 

I always leave shaken, feeling like a tird 

In my periforal vision a troop of bouncing white hats 

Oh no! Here they come after the Nerd