Ode To The Armed Services Lyrics - Ace Troubleshooter

Andy's gonna be a marine 

He'll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans 

He'll be out there digging a latrine 

'cause Andy's gonna be a marine 

Andy's gonna be a marine 

He'll have the biggest muscles that you've ever seen 

He'll be lean, green, mean, a muscle machine 

'cause Andy's gonna be a marine 

I can crush you! I can pound you! 

It'll be so nifty 

The drill sergeant will tell him to drop and 

"Gimme Fifty!"