Juanito The Bandito Lyrics - Adam And The Ants

Lock up your shed because Juanito's coming 

Just crossed over into Mexico 

Lock up your pigsties and your daughters 

'Cause if it moves, you know old Juanito 

Young ladies, he likes to ravish 

He knows how to make them wet 

And if he can't, he know he'll dig himself a hole 

Or go looking for your favorite pet, ole 

They call him Juanito the bandito 

Lock up your things, you'll be robbed 

They call him Juanito, the randy bandito 

Oh, how many people have sobbed his name? 

He wears a soft sun-soaked sombrero 

A droopy mustache to his chin 

He will hold up, stab or shoot you 

So that he can get it in, okay 

They call him Juanito the bandito 

Lock up your things, you'll be robbed 

They call him Juanito, the randy bandito 

Oh, how many people have sobbed his name? 

They call him Juanito the bandito 

Lock up your things, you'll be robbed 

They call him Juanito, the randy bandito 

Oh, how many people have sobbed his name? 

My son, I tell you, don't bother 

I'm going downtown with the guys, okay?