Bum Biddy Lyrics - Adam Sandler

Every one in this room has been associated with Whitey, 

Either through basketball, or the mall, or the various odd jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar 

I'm guessing ninety-nine percent of you have either laughed in Whitey's face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or voice or shortness or his sister when he wasn't looking 

But the next time he'd see you he'd still go out of his way to wave and smile and ask you about your mother's operation or something like that because he unlike us actually cares about some one other then himself 

The reason I bring this up to you is because I was the worst offender of all 

My life was simply going no were 

Then a tiny little man rushed to my side 

He should've gotten a big thank you 

Instead he got a port-a-potty ride 

I was such a shit-head 

But he never quit on me 

'Till i told him he was useless 

And his sister was freaky 

Once when we were watching Sunday football 

A fuzzy screen was all that we could see 

Whitey came over with a hanger 

And spent the game on top of our T.V. 

And when the lightning struck him 

He let out a wicked loud yell 

But we just turned up the volume 

And ignored the burning smell we should all rot in hell 

I went to high school with Whitey 

As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom 

When he got there I said, "I can't believe you thought I was serious" 

So he ran home crying and slow-danced with his mom 

What a crushing blow to Whitey 

I bet you wish you could take it back 

How could you all be so mean to Whitey? 

Sound to me like you are all on crack 

Tonight Whitey was counting on this town to show that we care 

But the first time he really needed us we weren't there 

And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Hannukah 

It's just not fair 

Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum 

Bum biddy biddy biddy bum 

Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum 

Bum biddy biddy biddy bum 

I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand (Yes) 

Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum 

Bum biddy biddy biddy bum 

Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum 

Bum biddy biddy biddy bum