Chanukah Song [live] Lyrics - Adam Sandler

This is a song that uh, theres alot of xmas of songs out there, and ah not too many Hanukkah songs, so i wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who dont get to hear any Hanakkah songs.. here we go... 

Put on your Yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah 

Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah 

Hanukkah is the festival of lights. 

Instead of one day of presents,we have eight crazy nights. 

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree. 

Heres a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me, 

David Lee Roth lights the Menorrah, 

So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah 

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli, 

Bowzer from Sha-na-na and Arthur Fonzarelli. 

Paul Newman's half Jewish,Goldie Hawn's half too, 

Put them together what a fine lookin Jew. 

You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock. 

Cause you can spin the dreidle with Captain Kirk and Mr Spock-(both Jewish!) 

Put on your Yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah, 

The owner of the Seattle Super Sonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah. 

OJ Simpson -- Not a Jew! 

But guess who is Hall of Famer -Rod Carew---(he converted!) 

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby. 

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish not to shabby! 

Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is , 

Well, he's not -but guess who is.. All Three Stooges. 

So many Jews are in show-biz. 

Tom Cruise isn't but i heard his agent is. 

Tell your friend Veronica,its time you celebrate Hanukkah 

I hope i get a harmonica,on this ,lovely,lovely Hanukkah. 

So drink your gin and tonic-ah and smoke your marijuan-icah, 

If you really,really wanna-kah,have a Happy Happy Hanikkah