Forgetful Lucy Lyrics - Adam Sandler

The Hukilau was the place 

Where I first saw your face 

We liked each other right away 

But you didn't remember me the very next day 

Forgetful Lucy has got a nice caboosy 

I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat, 

But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat 

Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats 

And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets 

Forgetful Lucy cracked her had like Gary Busey 

But I still love her so 

And I'll never let her go 

Even if while I'm singing this song 

She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus's shlong 

Forgetful Lucy, 

Her lips are so damn juicy... 

How 'bout another first kiss?