The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher Lyrics - Adam Sandler

Performed by rob schneider 

"and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher." 

[lecturing] 

"zinc is by far the best element." 

"i also like plutonium." 

"it's just fun to say." 

"plutonium." 

[sound of someonee walking towards him] 

"how's your plutonium? " 

"good, thank you." 

"excuse me!" 

"hello! the office is closed. so, if you wouldn't mind,.. sir, what are you doing? " 

"hey! get off of me!" 

[beating sounds] 

"you're breaking the beakers!" 

[beating sounds] 

"those are my best goggles!" 

[beating sounds]