The Chanukah Song, Part 3 Lyrics - Adam Sandler

Put on your yamulke 

It's time for Chanukah 

Once again it's onaka 

The miracle of Chanukah 

Chanukah is the Festival of Lights 

One day of presents? 

Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights 

But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree 

I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you 

So here comes number three 

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing 

So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing 

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy 

Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie? 

We've got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black 

Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back 

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe 

But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow 

I'm Jewish 

Put on your yamulke, here comes Chanukah 

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmoniaca 

Celebrates Chanukah 

Osama Bin Laden 

Not a big fan of the Jews 

Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish 

Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision 

But the one thing they could not get out of-their painful circumcision 

Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner 

Jennifer Connely's half Jewish, too, and I'd like to put some more in her 

There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul 

Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school 

Hey, Natalie Portmanika? 

It's time to celebrate Chanukah? 

I hope you get an abtronika 

On this joyful, toyful Chanukah 

So get a high colonika 

And soil your long Johnikas 

If you really, really wannaka? 

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,... 

Happy Chanukah!