The Chanukah Song Part Iii Lyrics - Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke 

Here comes Chanukah 

Once again it's onaka 

The miracle of Chanukah 

Chanukah is the festival of lights 

One day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy nights 

But if you still feel like the only kid in two without a Christmas tree 

I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes number three 

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing 

So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra Messing 

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy 

Maybe they shoulda called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie" 

We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack Black 

Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back 

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe 

But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow, I'm Jewish 

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah 

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah 

Osama bin Laden, not a big fan of the Jews 

Well maybe that's 'cause he lost a figure skating match 

to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish 

Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with such precision 

But the one thing they could not get out of - their painful circumcisions 

As for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one 

And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all, but it looks to me like he ate one 

Gwenyth Paltrow's half-Jewish, but a full time Oscar winner 

Jennifer Conelly's half-Jewish too, and I'd like to put some more in her 

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Paula Abdul 

Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew School 

Natalie Portmonika, it's time to celebrate Chanukah 

I hope I get an abtronika, on this joyful, toyful Chanukah 

So get a high colonika, and soil your Long Johnikas 

If you really, really wannaka 

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah