Bird In A Box Lyrics - Singles - Adrian Belew

I'm not a free lunch box car parked in the seat 

Dead-end streetcar of desire caught by the tail piece 

I'm a jiffy pop tarts are bad for your teen-aged beef 

There's a Mando Linda Evans talking on the phone 

Call a Porter Wagoner tailor-made underwear 

Every dog has his Dayton Ohio Hitler 

Says to button your fly Tijuana place a Bette Middler 

Oh, drop dead lock stock and bugle coral reefer man 

Every Marlon Brando gave him a great big handstand 

What a lumpy guy lumbago embargo fish pants 

Is there a Groucho Marxist doctrine in the house 

Calls about a lost set of Keystone cops out 

The same way you came in through the bathroom wind 

Oh look, a rock n' roller skate and all skate slowly 

Hey man, a T-bone state of the aren't 

You gonna finish your bird in a box 

Hey man, your witness to the stand still 

Shoulder to shoulder, the burden a box 

Hey man, and even Colonel Sanders' daddy 

Was a thunder bird in a box 

Loose tooth three of a perfect paradiced onions cheese 

And beans from another planeteri gargoyle change 

Every two thousand smiled at 

Linda Evans called again singing happy birthmark