No Surprize Lyrics - Pandora's Box - Aerosmith

Nineteen seventy one 

we all heard the starters gun 

new york is such a pity but at max's kansas city we won 

we all shot the shit at the bar 

with johnny o'toole and his scar 

and then old clive davis said he's surely gonna make us a star 

i'm gonna make you a star 

just the way you are 

but with all his style 

i could see in his eyes 

that we is goin' on trial 

and it was no surprize 

the boys kept kickin' ass 

as usual time will tell 

but some bitch in the choir threw waters on the fires of hell 

she loved to show and tell 

lord she loved to tell 

but with all our style 

you could see in our eyes 

that we is still on trial 

baby it's no surprize, no surprize, no surprize, no surprize 

midnight lady 

situation fetal 

vaccinate your ass with your phonograph needle 

i say lookie here 

friend of mine 

scratch like you need calomine 

flamingo boots 

soles a-creakin' 

still in love and puerto rican too 

ridin' on the wheels of hell 

smokin' up our axle grease 

oh the backstage is rockin' and we're coppin' from the local police 

that's right the local police 

or the justice of peace 

Chorus 

Rock and roll 

junkie whore 

got my foot inside the door 

knock knock, knock knock, knock 

nobody's keepin' score 

bad times go away 

come again some other day 

topaz and sassafraz 

will keep the blues away 

candy store rock and roll 

corporation jelly roll 

play the singles it ain't me 

it's programmed insanity 

you ascap if bmi 

could ever make a mountian fly 

if japanese can boil teas 

then where the fuck's my royalties? 

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