What If Lyrics - Afroman

What If Lyrics 

if god had long hair, and a go-t, 

and if his eyes were pretty glazed, 

and he looked spaced out would you buy his story, 

would you believe he had an eye infection? 

(Course) 

and yeah, yeah, god looks baked 

and yeah, yeah, god smells good 

and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

what is god smoked cannabis? 

hit the bong like some of us, 

drove a tie-die microbus, and he subscribes to rolling stones, 

if god made this place in the begging and did he grow any seeds , 

or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, 

so they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering