I Luh Hur Lyrics - Vagina Diner - Akinyele

I luh hur, I luh hur, I luh hur 

My girl is pregnant, I'm ready to start splitting 

All around the town on the down low was the girl that I was hitting 

Everyone knows I used to luh huh 

I don't want this pregnant talk to get back to my mother 

Shit! I just can't believe it 

I thought me and this lady had came to a mutual agreement 

But I was dead wrong, her trick was evil and ill 

All along girlfriend I though you was still on the pill 

Step to the G-Y-N 

The gynecologist, miss, so we can put this to an END 

You'll need some dough, I'll probably LEND 

You wanna play Biz Mark AGAIN 

And tell him I'm just a FRIEND 

So buy me Newports, cause as I smoke 

All I do is think about you and child support 

But I don't got papes, I got money 

Sticking up and messing up when I went outta state 

So you can stop all that FIENDIN' 

With your damn SCHEMIN' 

You're Christopher Williams cause you must be DREAMIN' 

Wake up and escape 

And while you're at it why don't you throw away your Jodeci tapes 

Cause you can be forever my lady, but I ain't with no baby 

Ah, ah, no ifs ands or maybes 

I ain't old enough and ain't trying to hear it 

So don't steal my youth cause I'm still young in spirit 

That belly blows up, it's gonna be trouble 

Imma have to play like a pin and come pop that bubble 

Find Chucky if you want child's play 

I'll give your ass a hanging and drop you off in an alleyway 

This is a diary of a black man 

By making no alimony payments due to no wedding bands 

So ax that talk about MARRAGE 

Miss, you must of misunderstood, I want you to have a MISCARRAGE 

I'm fed up, and sorry that I've done it 

I'm ready to set her up and have my little man kick her in the stomach 

Or punch my fist through that naval 

Cause I'll be damned if this be the hand that rocks the cradle 

Or push her down a flight of steps 

I don't care or give a heck 

About the people under the stairs 

I'm all about a home made ABORTMENT 

My name's not Pat, so don't send Jack Black 

This ain't the damn Wheel of FORTUNE 

I don't want no pause or no PORTION 

Next time woman you should proceed with CAUTION 

It ain't all about boy and girl 

A half hour past the Cosby Show 

Cause you, it's a whole different world 

And yom that's how live I am 

Use a diaphragm, I get it off your chest like a mammogram 

Oh brother, word to mother 

Just cause I talk this shit don't get me wrong 

Yo, I still luh hur 

I luh hur (repeat 5X) 

Nobody tell her, because I luh hur