Al's 'i Care' Song Lyrics - Singles - Al Bundy

When hooters giggle around 

and I find nickels on the ground 

I care 

When the Mustangs engine purrs 

and the bathromm's not hers 

I care 

When the pitcher's on the mound 

and the wife is underground 

I care 

But when I've been playing this for days 

I swear! 

PEG: 

...and if you really want a scareö, 

chek out his underwear, if you dare.