A Million Ways To Die Lyrics - Alan Jackson

Cowboys and pioneers 

Come lend your eyes and ears 

I've got the need to testify 

Don't try to build your nest 

Out in the open West 

'Cause there's a million ways to die 

Six bullets in the gut 

Or just a papercut 

Too many ways to quantify 

They'll cut your ankle off 

To cure a minor cough 

'Cause there's a million ways to die 

A million ways to die 

It's a hundred and one 

In the shade or the sun 

If you fall asleep you fry 

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A million ways to die 

You can live like a saint 

But there just really ain't 

No avoidin' a million ways to die 

Small pox and bigger pox 

And deadly tomahawks 

Or God forbid you steal a pie 

They'll blast you into shards 

For playin' good at cards 

'Cause there's a million ways to die 

Out on the desert plains 

It hardly ever rains 

And you can hear coyotes cry 

They'll eat you up and then 

They'll shit you out again 

'Cause there's a million ways to die 

A million ways to die 

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With a whoosh and a whack 

There's a knife in your back 

'Cause you got a fancy tie 

A million ways to die 

It's a kick in the pants 

But you don't have a chance 

Of escapin' a million ways to die 

A million ways to die