Man Of The Year Lyrics - The Eyes Of Alice Cooper - Alice Cooper

I wake up every morning, Six o'clock, I'm right on time 

I eat a low fat breakfast, I tie a perfect tie 

I kiss the wife, I hug the kids, I pat the dogs and cats 

I never lose anything, my car keys or my hat 

'Cause I'm the man of the year 

I'm the man of the year 

I never cheat at finals, or miss a day at school 

My urine tests are perfect, my prostate is a jewel 

'Cause I'm the man of the year 

I'm the man of the year 

'Cause I'm the man of the year 

I'm never, ever jealous 

Never, ever cruel 

I'm a graduate of Harvard 

Where I never broke the rules 

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The queen made me a knight 

The pope made me a saint 

The president plays golf with me 

I make Madonna faint 

So why am I so lonely 

Depressed and in despair 

If I pull this trigger in my mouth will anybody care 

It was the greatest funeral, I laid in perfect state 

And later I will meet the lord, I bet he just can't wait 

Photos 

To meet the man of the year 

I'm the man of the year 

Stand in line to meet the man 

I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man