No Man's Land Lyrics - Da Da - Alice Cooper

I got a job in Atlanta in a mall playing Santa 

Not because of any talent but because I was the 

only one the suit would fit 

Everybody shopping, little sticky kids were hopping 

on my lap with their fingers in my beard 

I guess they thought that I was really it 

She sat down on my lap and said to me 

"I'm twenty three and I need someone 

You look like someone who could play with me 

Stay with me, all day with me" 

Cause I'm in no man's land 

Can't seem to find a real man 

You know I'm lookin' for a steel man 

She said I'm in no man's land 

I'm gonna show you a real good time 

I'd gladly pay you double overtime 

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She was beggin' to be mine, but my job was on the line 

Should I say or should I go? I just didn't know... Hmmmm 

I left fifty kids standin' in line, they were whining, they were crying 

and their mothers they were screaming in hysterics and I swear 

I never heard such profanity 

I dropped my suit on the floor 

they were trying to block the door 

They were calling her a whore 

They were driven to nativities insanity 

We drove away in her Mercedes Benz, dirty blond split ends in the breeze 

She said "I want to put you under my tree 

You're just a little gift from me to me" 

Cause I'm in no man's land 

Can't seem to find a real man 

You know I'm lookin' for a steel man 

She said I'm in no man's land 

You know I'm ready for a real good time 

I'd gladly pay you double overtime 

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She had money all her life 

She wasn't lookin' to become my wife 

She said, "I hope you understand 

I just want a nightful of man, Sonny" 

She didn't notice I was thin with a delicate chin 

Nor the softness of my skin, nor the scent of my other personalities 

She didn't see through my disguise - didn't see it in my eyes 

She was in for a surprise when she discovered my emotional plurality 

She said "Come and lay down on the floor with me 

It's warmer here by the fire" 

She didn't know that there was more of me 

She'd have to learn to love all four of me 

Cause I'm in no man's land 

I'm lookin' for the real me, If only I could feel me 

You know I'm in no man's land 

Sometimes I gotta play me, It's really hard to stay me 

Hey, I'm in no mans land 

I'm looking for the real me, If only I could feel me 

You know I'm in no man's land 

Sometimes I gotta play me, It's really hard to stay me 

Oh, I'm in no man's land 

I'm looking for the real me, If only I could feel me