Worldwide Socialites Unite Lyrics - All Star United

At the top of the social ladder, I speak 

Let me welcome you here officially 

To the back drop of martini clatter 

Break the ice with superficial chatter 

I'm glad to be this year's MC 

To greet the chic and the elite 

Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle 

Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle 

Worldwide socialites unite 

Okay, alright 

The band is grander than I recall 

The talk is cultured, if a little small 

Keep parading your charading manners 

Keep pretending that it really matters 

Don't ask, don't tell 

And please don't stare at the emperor in his underwear 

Special thanks to the snack committee 

Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty? 

Worldwide socialites unite 

Enjoy the conversation but try to keep it light 

Just avoid the friction and if you feel conviction 

Well then, baby, step outside 

Let's keep the 'lite' in social 

Let's keep this socialite 

Let's keep the 'lite' in socialite 

And all the people say 

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa 

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa 

Worldwide socialites unite 

Avoid the dreaded question, the meaning of our lives 

And as to God's existence 

Well, that's your private business and quite frankly, impolite 

Let's keep the 'lite' in social 

Let's keep this socialite 

Let's keep the 'lite' in socialite 

And everybody sings 

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa 

Worldwide, worldwide socialites 

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa 

Worldwide, worldwide socialites 

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa 

Worldwide, worldwide socialites 

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa 

Worldwide, worldwide socialites 

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa 

Worldwide, worldwide socialites 

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa 

Have fun[Incomprehensible]see you next year, bye bye