Seventy-six Sol Cohens Lyrics - There Is Nothing Like A Lox: The Lost Song Parodies Of Allan Sherman - Allan Sherman

76 Sol Cohens in the country club 

And 110 nice men named Levine 

And there's more than a thousand Finks 

Who parade around the Links 

It's a sight that really must be seen 

76 Sol Cohens lead the big parade 

With 109 Irv Kleins right behind 

But the loveliest men I've known 

Are the men they call Sol Cohen 

At that good old country club of mine 

Oh, there's Sol the drugstore man and Sol the furrier 

Sol from coats 

Sol from shoes 

Sol the builder, too 

And on Sol Cohen is known as Sol the worrier 

He's so rich, what else has he got to do 

Oh, there's Sol who manufactures ladies' lingerie 

Sol from shirts 

Sol from ties 

Sol the commodore 

The country club is full of Sols 

And all the Sols are living dolls 

But who's staying home to watch the store