Residential Burglary Lyrics - Allister

it was just another boring friday night 

when things got a little out of control 

a record player and some cds 

is what he stole 

well he claims he wiped the finger prints 

clean off the stolen goods 

but it's too bad he didn't hide the evidence 

because he's going to jail 

andy is going to jail 

now he's sitting in jail 

with a drunk and a wifebeater 

he says the food tastes weird 

and the cell smells like piss and beer 

now he claims he wiped the finger prints 

clean off the stolen goods 

but it's too bad he didn't hide the evidence 

because he's going to jail 

andy is going to jail