Makin' Whoopie Lyrics - Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under - Amanda Palmer

Another pride 

Another tune 

Another sunny honeymoon 

Another season 

Another reason 

For making whoopie 

A lot of shoes 

A lot of rice 

The groom is nervous, he answers twice 

It's really killing, that he's so willing 

To make whoopie 

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Ugh. 

Picture a little love nest 

Down where the roses cling 

Picture that same sweet love nest 

Think what a year can bring 

He's washing dishes and baby clothes 

He's so ambitious, he even sews 

But don't forget folks 

That's what you get folks 

For making whoopie 

Another year, or maybe less 

What's this I hear 

Oh can't you guess 

She feels neglected 

And he's suspected 

Of making whoopie 

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Oooh she sits at home, most every night 

He doesn't phone, he doesn't write 

He says he's busy 

And she says "Is he?" 

He's making whoopie 

Ugh. 

He doesn't make much money 

Only five thousand per 

Some judge thinks he's funny 

Says he will give six to her 

And he says "Judge, what if I fail?" 

The judge says, "Budge, straight into jail 

You better keep her, I think it is cheaper 

Than making whoopie"