Phandom (all Star By Smash Mouth Parody) Lyrics - Amazingdogpie

If somebody had said Phan would get to my head 

I wouldn't have watched that first video 

Now all I do is watch, and listen, and stalk... (on twitter not irl don't panic) 

This obsession is getting out of control 

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming 

Something I think as I sit here strumming 

Thank you Dan for the great advice 

I found a patch of carpet that's really nice 

Thank you to Phil for Phil-ling my life 

With a few too many houseplants (and candles) 

I'd hug you if I ever got the chance 

I apologize for this in advance 

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Hey now, we're The Phandom 

And we'd like to say thanks! 

I know we can be stupid 

When we get the chance 

But all the jokes aside 

We love you and our hearts are full of pride 

It's a great thing that you two do 

Creating new ideas to put on YouTube 

And the fact that you don't share everything (i.e. no Snapchat) 

I think makes you all the more interesting 

Thank you to Phil for being so kind 

You somehow cheer me up all the time 

And Dan with your Younow rants 

They're really, really smart so thanks (No, like they're REALLY smart and people do care, please don't think that they don't!) 

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Hey now, we're The Phandom 

And we'd like to say thanks! 

I know we can be stupid 

When we get the chance 

But all the jokes aside 

We love you and our hearts are full of pride 

Somebody once asked could I spare some change or cash 

"I need to buy Dan and Phil's book right now" 

I said "yes" but you should've prepared 

Preordered it on the world wide web 

danandphilshop dot com 

*cough* 

#Spon (Not really spon please this is a joke and it rhymed don't kill me please) 

Hey now, we're The Phandom 

And we'd like to say thanks! 

I know we can be stupid 

When we get the chance 

But all the jokes aside 

We love you and our hearts are full of pride 

Hey now, we're the Phandom 

And we want to apologize 

For those who need to be reminded to not believe all the lies 

Most of us respect you as people 

Please just ignore the few who don't