I'm A Pig Lyrics - Singles - Angry Samoans

He picks his nose with the T.V. on 

I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig 

He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone 

I'm a pig now baby dig? 

He goes out on Friday night 

Takes off his pants coz it feels alright 

Third down and twenty to go 

This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go 

In the gym the kids are holding their nose 

I'm a pig now baby can ya dig? 

I don't care coz I got B.O. 

I'm a pig, I'm a pig 

Body odour is no concern 

When he goes shopping those noses turn 

Third down and thirty to go 

This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go 

He's just a turkey, a two-tub turkey 

Mr. Turkey 

Rock 

Two, three, four 

Stick it 

He doesn't care 'bout mowing the lawn 

I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig 

He only cares about porking your mom 

I'm a pig now baby, dig? 

He goes out on Friday night 

Takes off his pants coz it feels alright 

Third down and forty to go 

This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go 

You're just a turkey, a two-tub turkey 

You're just a two-tub turkey 

Turd rock