Asked You First Lyrics - Ani Difranco

Things can't get much weirder 

This can't get much worse 

Don't know why you wouldn't kiss me 

But it's a good thing I asked you first. 

You were a big strapping boy with a boner. 

Yeah I felt it when you hugged me goodbye 

You gave me an evening I'll never forget 

No matter how hard I try. 

Yeah you were just mister flirtatious 

All night just workin' that ass 

Well you know it's uncool to bring it to school 

If you don't want to share with the class 

I am just Mrs. Embarrassed 

I feel like a dirty old man 

I've got my eye on a guy 

That just moved out of mom's house 

With his pretty head stuck in the sand 

You've earned yourself a place in my memory 

By being the one who said no 

Where are my fucking care keys 

I think I'll just go 

Surprise surprise now you miss me 

Now that I'm not in your face 

Surprise surprise now you're calling me 

Now that you feel safe 

Do you think that I could be your prom date 

You could do us a stiff little dance 

Except that this isn't high school, baby 

And you had your chance 

You had your chance 

You've earned yourself a place in my memory 

By being the one who said no 

Now where are my fucking car keys I think I should go 

Hey look! car keys... bye!] things can't get much weirder 

This can't get much worse 

Don't know why you wouldn't kiss me 

But it's a good thing I asked you first. 

You were a big strapping boy with a boner. 

And I felt it in your goodbye 

You're leaving I'll never forget 

No matter how hard I try 

No matter how hard I try