Travel Tips Lyrics - Ani Difranco

{So, okay} 

{o, lastly, well, we were supposed to be here last night 

I mean, not and you're late, no} 

{We were supposed to be in this town, sleeping soundly in beds 

With toilets really nearby and} 

{But, but, but what? No instead, we were in 

We were in the, a study room in a dormitory 

At this University of Chicago 

And we were having a little slumber party} 

{It was like, able, I mean, it was either that or sleep but you know 

At the gate in the airport, so, so we decided, well, the study room} 

{And it was so funny 'cause there we were in in Chicago, right 

And everybody was in Chicago and they could check out 

Any time they like but they could never leave} 

{So, so and then, oh yeah, right, so and Chicago is just infested 

With, with cranky air travel people, and they were all 

They had filled up the hotels, so but not the dorms! No 

Travel tips!}