I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual Lyrics - Singles - Animaniacs

I am the very model of a cartoon individual 

My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical 

I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read 

From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head 

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette 

Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette 

I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright 

Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite 

When in a jam, I just yell 'stop' and villains in their tracks are froze 

Then I sneak up, and utter 'start' and take my hands and honk their nose 

I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny 

From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny 

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries 

Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries 

From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable 

Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal