Hair Pie Lyrics - Anvil

Dessert is my favourite meal, I eat it every day 

A dietary supplement that's certain to stay 

It's my favourite recipe and it's easy to follow 

Can't wait to get a mouthful, bite down and swallow 

It's got the flavour that can't be beat 

It's a mans treat 

Knee high in hair pie 

Knee high in hair pie 

A little bit of this and a little bit of that 

Connoisseurs dessert is eaten on your back 

Add a little honey, maybe some whipped cream 

Do it with a friend if you know what I mean 

Knee high in hair pie 

Knee high in hair pie 

Put the batter in the bowl, then begin to stir 

Bring it to a lather if you want to be sure 

The flavour of this delicacy really can't be beat 

It's a man's meal that's more than just a treat 

It's got the taste that can't be beat 

More than a mans treat 

Knee high in hair pie