Safe Sex Lyrics - Anvil

Gotta new lover 

Better take cover 

Got some advice 

You'd better think twice 

Arrow's in the quiver 

When you're ready to deliver 

Weenie wrap 

To collect the sap 

Stretch and Seal a meal 

It just don't feel real 

12 or 24 to the pack 

Find them on the drugstore rack 

Safe sex 

If I abstain 

I'll go insane 

Safe sex 

Give me sleaze 

And not disease 

Electro-tested for tears and leaks 

Lubricated prophylactic sheiks 

Get it up, get it on! 

yank it, crank it 

Piggies in a blanket 

Clean your gun 

When it's all done 

Vacuum packed for your protection 

Sanitized to fight infection