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Corinthians 

[parody of In the End, by Linkin Park] 

It starts with love 

Young thing -- I don't know why 

You didn't read the letter our Lord supplied 

With that in mind, I revised this rhyme to explain to you guys 

All... I... know 

Love is... a powerful thing 

Watch the fly guys with the Benjamins sing 

Watch the countdown that the MTV plays 

I got ticked by the way 

It's so unreal -- Britney and Jennifer Lo 

Watch the wardrobe -- looks like a window 

Tryin' to hold on to itty bitty clothes 

You pasted them on -- this is not true love 

I guess everything's a hybrid breeding love and pride 

In small jealous hearts 

What it gets to be is essentially just a parody 

Like this rhyme is of Linkin Park 

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You tried so hard, but love's so far 

Corinthians -- it doesn't even matter 

If love's too small -- you lose it all 

Corinthians -- first letter, thirteenth chapter 

Love waits -- it's also kind 

It doesn't envy, brag, or grow hard with pride 

Keeps things polite, doesn't like to fight 

It denies itself, while it tries no harm 

If I have the faith and philosophy 

Acting like I was smarter than Socrates 

And every language and tongue and prophecy 

I could die and not go far 

If at the stake they burned me or 

I could've given every dime to many poor 

If love's lackin' throw me back then 

Buddy, Paul wrote that to Corinthians... 

It bears everything, besides, believes and hopes, abides 

That Paul fella's smart 

Love he said to me will essentially keep no memory 

Of you crimes 'cause it finds no fault 

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You tried so hard -- but love's so far 

Corinthians -- it doesn't even matter 

If love's too small -- you lose it all 

Corinthians -- First letter, Thirteenth chapter 

It likes what's just and true 

Dislikes what's unrighteous though 

Failure is the only one thing it can't know 

The things that last are few 

Things like faith and love and hope 

From all these, there's only one thing you need most