Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates! Lyrics - Singles - Aquabats

Young Jim, as a lad, he looked for adventure, calamity, danger, whatever 

was free. So when he turned ten, he 

packed his belongings and he left home to find his destiny. Jim just a 

boy, who's head full of legends of dungeons 

and dragons and pirates and stuff. So that summer he nuck on a schooner 

to harpoon tuna and get real buff. 

The Captain he said, "There's danger ahead, we need some brave men to 

sail and then, we'll find us those pirates, 

stop them with violence, to make the ocean safe once again." 

Cleaning up the oceans CAPTAIN HAMPTON and his crew. Trouble in 

the seven seas, he'll know what 

to do. CAPTAIN he hates rubbish to him pirates are just soot. Scallywags 

and scurby dogs are crushed under his 

foot. CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the 

Pillagers, triumphantly he'll sail 

away, hey, hey! 

Now, seven weeks into the trip, and Jim was sick to death of being sick. 

Some kind of action he wanted as he 

searched the seas, for everyday was the same old... stuff. The night he 

felt like jumping ship but then he heard a 

crash hit the starboard side of the ship and bumped him out of his bunk, 

onto his bottom. Our heroes drew their 

swords as the MIDGETS swarmed aboard. The PIRATES surprise attack, the 

tiny buccaneers caught us by 

surprise as we tried to battle back. 

Cleaning up the oceans CAPTAIN HAMPTON and his crew. Trouble in 

the seven seas, he'll know what 

to do. CAPTAIN he hates rubbish to him pirates are just soot. Scallywags 

and scurby dogs are crushed under his 

foot. CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the 

Pillagers, triumphantly he'll sail 

away, hey, hey! 

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. 

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. 

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. 

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. 

CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the Pillagers, 

triumphantly he ran away!