Pinch And Roll Lyrics - Aquabats

Everyday when I get in my car 

It's a Honda, you know 

I sit on down but I don't get too far 

You wanna know why? 

''cause I've gotta reach down 

And scratch an itch 

In an area, an area 

That's so sensitive 

So I do a 

[Chorus] 

Pinch and Roll [x2] 

(Everybody do a) Pinch and Roll [x2] 

(If you're itchy do a) Pinch and Roll [x2] 

(We don't scratch, we do a) Pinch and Roll [x2] 

So if you've got a problem 

You know what to do 

Whether you're watching TV 

Or sniffing airplane glue 

Which we don't do 

Now the girls don't know 

But us guys we all know 

How to do a little dance 

We call the Pinch and Roll 

And we do the 

[Chorus] 

(Untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting) 

(Complete jabber in a terrible Jamaican accent) 

Pick it up 

Now if you've got a rash 

Or a minor glitch 

Stick your hands on down 

And give yourself a big pinch 

Then you roll it around 

Around and round it goes 

But after you're done 

Make sure you know where it goes 

Not in your nose! 

[Chorus]