Sandyface Lyrics - Aquabats

Whos goin for distance 

I loved a girl named Sandyface, 

She lived outside of town 

In a tent made of diapers 

In the sand she laid face down 

She had a pillow of cactus 

And her bed was desert land 

I suppose the call her Sandyface 

Because her face was covered in sand 

And I remember her sandy face 

And I remember her sandy smile 

That Sandy was the apple 

Of many bloodshot eyes 

And one day she fell victim 

To a sheep in wolf's disguise 

They said a man with banana bread 

And a beehive on his chin 

Sold my love to the Grateful Dead 

Stole her land and then cashed in 

Yeah, 

There's a one-eyed dog 

With horns like a yak, 

Wax lips and a broken back 

His feet in front face the opposite 

Of his hind legs in the back 

He tried to save that sandy girl 

From the city man disease 

But was stung to death 

By all the pets 

Of the man with the beard of bees 

Oh, Sandyface 

I do recall 

Oh, Sandyface 

I could not do it all! 

Lets go 

Up and down here we go come on 

(Yeah yeah yeah yeah) 

Dr. Rock was on a jog 

Saw my dear in the parking lot 

Selling grilled cheese sandwiches 

In hippy slavery 

Dr. Rock tried to free my love 

But he had no gun 

So he dialed me collect 

On 10-10-321 

I got the call from Dr. Rock 

Raced down to the scene 

But Sandy had been swept away 

Into the Rainbow Sea 

Swim, swim away 

Oh, Sandy 

Swim so far away from him 

Swim far away from this place 

Just keep that sand on that face! 

But it was too late.... 

I went back to that stinky place 

Where I first met my Sandy, but 

Whitey and his beard of bees 

Had built a Pizza Hut 

So I bought a slice in memory 

Poured sand on the cheese 

And as I ate 

Off that sandy plate 

I missed my one-eyed dog 

And now it's over 

The tide has washed her face 

And now it's 

Oh Sandyface 

I do recall 

Oh Sandyface 

I could not.. 

Do it all