Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Dad threw up on Christmas Day 

He puked on the serving tray 

The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear 

Now everybody's Christmas vacation 

Will be filled with a viral infection 

Maybe we'll all be better by next year 

We felt more than a breeze 

When Daddy had to sneeze 

It didn't sound a lot like Ah-Choo 

Mom was saying grace 

When Daddy barked on her face 

So Mom asked God to bless the vomit too 

Dad threw up on Christmas Day 

He got some chunks on Uncle Ray 

Who kept on talking about his pancreas 

We'll all remember Christmas Eve 

As the last time we were free of disease 

And able to digest some solid food