Proud To Be Canadian Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Our fair country Canada is north of the USA 

Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay 

You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks 

But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks 

We know that you got Disney world and you keep it very 

clean 

But we don't have Bob Dole and we can drink when we're 

nineteen 

We might watch your TV shows for hours and hours and hours 

We'll give you Alan Thicke, but Shania Twain is ours 

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We're proud to be Canadian 

We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse 

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian 

We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse 

Your beer is not too tasty and you weather can't be beat 

We all fly south in the wintertime to escape the snow and sleet 

We're pleased to say that we've enjoyed all your southern 

charms 

But we get sunburnt we exercise the right to bear our 

arms 

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Alanis Morissette she 

is our latest pride and joy 

She used to sing 

about high school 

dances and chasin' 

after boys 

Now she's fed up 

and about as angry 

as can be 

She's got one hand in 

her pocket and the 

other's in gaurd for 

thee 

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