Stalker Girl Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool 

We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools 

Sign body parts for fans 

Check into rehab and smash up the van 

But looking back I should have stayed in school. 

Life out on the road can be dangerous you see 

Truckstop food and smelly roadies 

Are not nearly as scary 

As that girl who's at every show 

Mouthing the words from the front row 

The stalker girl is scaring the hell out of me 

She's my creepy stalker girl 

I'm the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world 

She follows me every everywhere 

She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair 

Just go away you creepy stalker girl 

She says I touch her in a very special way 

But I'd never go near her now without my pepper spray 

And the voices in her head 

Said break into my house and sleep in my bed 

And they also said that shaving the cat was okay 

She's my creepy stalker girl 

I'm the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world 

She follows me every everywhere 

She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair 

Just go away you creepy stalker girl 

I've analysed your handwriting and I've got some bad news 

You're manic obsessive with abandonment issues 

And you think that all our songs 

Are about you and you're usually wrong 

Except for now this song is so about you 

You creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl