The Ballad Of Dan Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

I'm out on the range, surveying the land 

Thinking of the job that's to be done 

My life is hard but I don't mind 

Men like me, that's how the west was won 

I stand the pain and the suffering 

For on the trail I am the king 

On doors I knock and on bells I ring 

Always sure that I will get the sale 

'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman 

In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride 

I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally 

And on the dotted line I make them sign 

Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! 

The door swings wide and I sense my prey 

Ready to fall victim to my pitch 

I tell him all about the plan 

With all of its inherent benefits 

If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks 

Lose both of them and get twice as much 

And if you should die, well then, bless your luck 

You'll just be raking in the cash 

'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman 

In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride 

I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally 

And on the dotted line I make them sign 

Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! 

The sucker signs, the deed is done 

It's time for me to get back on the road 

A lonely man out on the land 

Where the wind can blow so cold 

I ride into the setting sun 

With the knowledge of a job well done 

But I can't rest until everyone 

Has become properly insured 

'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman 

In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride 

I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally 

And on the dotted line I make them sign 

Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! 

Yes, I am Dan the Insurance Salesman 

In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride 

I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally 

For on the dotted line I make them sign