The Last Sensitive Cowboy Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

When you hear that I'm a cowboy 

And I work the cattle trail 

You probably assume I'm big and tough (big and tough) 

But the trail's worn me down 

I don't wanna hang around 

I've just about had enough (had enough) 

Ya see, I like a nice cup of Espresso 

And I like to read my People magazine 

I co-ordinate my chaps 

But everybody laughs 

And say they don't like that shade of green 

Oh no, it's true 

I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do 

Oh no, it's kinda strange 

I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range 

Well I try to eat a healthy balanced diet 

But they all eat their brown beans from the can 

They all have to smoke about 6 packs a day 

You'd think they was the Marlboro man 

And they don't like to go to see the opera 

On Friday nights when they get paid 

And they don't help me bring in the hanging plants 

Every time there's a Native American raid 

Oh no, it's true 

I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do 

Oh no, it's kinda strange 

I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range 

Cowboy life sure is different these days.. 

Why brand your cattle when you can just use bovine psychology? 

Why have a gunfight when there are so many good paralegals out there? 

Nobody drinks in bushwhacks anymore. Besides, we're all switching 

over to equal-salt produced tofu jerkey. And if you're gonna ride off 

into the sunset, make sure you're using an effective sunblock. 

Oh no, it's true 

I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do 

Oh no, it's kinda strange 

I'm the last sensitive cowboy on 

Oh no, it's true 

I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do 

Oh no, it's kinda strange 

I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range