Tv Weather Guy Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

My father was a lawyer, mom's at university 

My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D. 

My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky 

But I am the most famous, I'm a TV weather guy 

He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke 

H e always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke 

Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky 

But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy 

They said that I'm not qualified to be on the TV 

Don't know Celsius from Fahrenheit so I just say degrees 

I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies 

And end up being right more than the guy on channel five 

He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke 

He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke 

Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky 

But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy 

On Saturdays I must be out of bed by five A.M. 

Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens 

Greeting all the viewers with a "Hi-hi-hip-hello!" 

'Cause it's the day I have to host a kiddie cartoon show 

He smiles at the camera then to his puppet sock 

He raves about the crayon drawings of the family dog 

Did a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cry 

He's a lousy clown but a good TV weather guy 

They said that I'm not cute enough to be an anchorman 

Not tough enough for sports and for the arts I was too bland 

But I know that some day I will reach my TV goal 

When I guest star on Baywatch or 90210 

'Til then I'll smile at the camera and tell a little joke 

He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke 

He wonders why big storms are always named for other guys 

But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy 

He's got a steady income as a TV weather guy!