Santa's In Jail Lyrics - Singles - Art Paul Schlosser

You may be wondering why Santa never came 

Well, it's not his fault-No! He's not to blame 

He's been in jail for all these years 

And it's not for drunk driving (he never drinks liquor maybe 1 or 2 beer) 

No! They thought he might have robbed the train 

And when they found out he was innocent, they kept him in jail because they thought he was insane 

I guess that red suit gave him away 

They said anyone who dresses like that must be insane (that's what they did say) 

Well after all hope fails, all hope fails 

And because they think he's insane, they won't let him get no bail 

Chorus: Santa ! Santa ! Santa's in Jail ? 

Santa Claus is in Jail 

They think he's insane; they won't let him get no bail 

Santa Claus is in Jail 

(With a real crying voice) Santa Claus is in Jail 

Santa Claus is in Jail 

Well, I hope you have a good Christmas- A Christmas snow white 

And I hope you get lots of cards and letters for everyone you do write 

But if it starts to rain and to sleet and starts to hail 

Be thankful you're not Santa because Santa's in jail (go back to the chorus)