How Many Bars Lyrics - Asher Roth

[Boyder] 

Baseball adjustable cap backwards 

Walk by your crew, you're like, "that nerd's 

On my last nerve", but it's all good, doggie 

Cos I had your girlfriend with my coffee 

That's twice a day, yeah, twice today 

Girls would be abstinent if I was gay 

When I talk to her I just keep it brief 

Walk down the street with my peen out my briefs 

Yeah, I'm a monster socially 

Private counselors teach girls to get over me 

Barracuda semen, swimming past ovaries 

All ya'll thought white boys said was "totally" 

If you're looking for me I'll give you a noogie 

Yeah I get more head than a hoodie 

You're gonna get it, how much you wanna bet? 

Drop my pants, what you see is what you get 

[Asher Roth] 

Slim fitted, dim witted, get with it (get with it) 

See your Benz dented, me and my friends did it (yeah we did it) 

Committed the dumb shit, dum-ditty 

I did it in one sitting with just a dum-ditty 

Come get it, I'm coming to some city 

This summer the sun's gonna feel suddenly strong, ain't it? 

Goddammit the planet be so damaged 

I can't even go roll without my suntan lotion 

No, son, take a look up out the ocean 

All over the globe what was frozen is now erosion 

And being pulled to the coast with your mom's best friend 

And her son called ozone holes and 

Sippin a mamosa 

Mama in the back yard baking up a loaf of 

Something so soulful 

Hoping this banana bread 

Gimme any hand full of that and I'll dismantle it 

Had to hit up Cannon when I landed in Atlanta and 

Told him how we about to go ahead and save the planet and 

da-da-tantling, back up with my Dj 

We be cleaning house now, put this one on replay 

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